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nudeisntlewd
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 Posted - 02/10/2004 : 4:07:22 PM
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Are you aware of any funny, out-dated laws on the books where you live?
Tell us about them.
Randy 
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Edited by - nudeisntlewd on 02/10/2004 4:13:29 PM
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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/10/2004 : 4:16:29 PM
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Did you know that in Minnesota, it is still illegal to sleep nude?
Come and get me copper, you'll never take me alive!
Randy
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NUDKIWI
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Posted - 02/10/2004 : 4:22:13 PM
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How can they possibly enforce that law.And how the hell did it become a law in the first place.
Naturally KIWI
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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/10/2004 : 4:24:58 PM
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God only knows, and God only knows.
Randy
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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/10/2004 : 8:37:55 PM
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Probably found out when they carried the frozen bodies out!
Kim =^.^=
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chic
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Posted - 02/11/2004 : 12:53:09 AM
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I thank God we don't think about or worry about those old puritan type laws on the books. Otherwise we would be paralised.
Chic
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toosunni
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Posted - 02/11/2004 : 06:11:43 AM
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Perhaps they use an 'undercover' agent to find out if your selping in the nude?
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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/11/2004 : 07:27:08 AM
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Found these obsolete Florida laws:
Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits an unmarried woman from parachuting on Sunday, or she shall risk fine, arrest and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a bathing suit.
Men may not be seen in public in any type of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (ouch!)
Its illegal to skateboard with out a license
When having sex, only the missonary position is legal. (boring)
You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursday.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dished per day, or chip the edges off more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wifes' breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Kim =^.^=
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spadoc
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Posted - 02/11/2004 : 08:10:41 AM
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In Massachusetts, it's illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder (as if anyone would)
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Ksmickero
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 01:58:47 AM
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Here in Wichita Kansas we have a major weird law.
Wichita: Before proceeding through the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehicle and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
By the way IT is also Illegal to shoot a Gun off in city limits so I'm not shur what would happen if somebody tested this one.
Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on! ODDBALL
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Admin
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 11:05:53 AM
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http://www.geocities.com/oppositeland/usl/
Gotta love Florida:
Miami
It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is against the law to go around imitating animals.
Sarasota
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $69.50.
You may not catch crabs.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Tampa Bay
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
And my favorite revenue-enhancing device:
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
...and that Sheriff has a nose for crime! 
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Cheri
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 5:03:58 PM
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One I remember in SC is that when a horse is approaching, the auto needs to be dismantled.
Doing what I can to positively promote nudism
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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 10:40:13 PM
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Alabama Laws:
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
It is illegal to drive the wrong way down a one way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
Kim =^.^=
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panhandler
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 11:40:50 PM
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Louisiana:
Its Illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.
Ohio:
It illegal the fish for whales on Sunday and it also illegal to get fish drunk.
panhandler
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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/13/2004 : 08:25:00 AM
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Arizona:
Donkeys can not sleep in Bath tubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon the other person possess.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Kim =^.^=
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irishred
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Posted - 02/13/2004 : 09:16:17 AM
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Ah, only in America! lol You wonder why and where they came up some of these laws.
irishred
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Funny obsolete laws.
