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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  4:07:22 PM  Show Profile  Send nudeisntlewd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Are you aware of any funny, out-dated laws on the books where you live?
Tell us about them.


Randy

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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  4:16:29 PM  Show Profile  Send nudeisntlewd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Did you know that in Minnesota, it is still illegal to sleep nude?

Come and get me copper, you'll never take me alive!

Randy



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NUDKIWI
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  4:22:13 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How can they possibly enforce that law.And how the hell did it become a law in the first place.

Naturally KIWI



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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  4:24:58 PM  Show Profile  Send nudeisntlewd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
God only knows, and God only knows.

Randy



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  8:37:55 PM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Probably found out when they carried the frozen bodies out!

Kim =^.^=



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chic
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  12:53:09 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

I thank God we don't think about or worry about those old puritan type laws on the books. Otherwise we would be paralised.

Chic



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toosunni
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  06:11:43 AM  Show Profile  Send toosunni an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Perhaps they use an 'undercover' agent to find out if your selping in the nude?


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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  07:27:08 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Found these obsolete Florida laws:

Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits an unmarried woman from parachuting on Sunday, or she shall risk fine, arrest and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a bathing suit.

Men may not be seen in public in any type of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (ouch!)

Its illegal to skateboard with out a license

When having sex, only the missonary position is legal. (boring)

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursday.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dished per day, or chip the edges off more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wifes' breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Kim =^.^=



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spadoc
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  08:10:41 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In Massachusetts, it's illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder (as if anyone would)


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Posted - 02/12/2004 :  01:58:47 AM  Show Profile  Send Ksmickero an AOL message  Send Ksmickero a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Here in Wichita Kansas we have a major weird law.

Wichita: Before proceeding through the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehicle and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

By the way IT is also Illegal to shoot a Gun off in city limits so I'm not shur what would happen if somebody tested this one.

Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on! ODDBALL



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Gotta love Florida:

Miami
It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is against the law to go around imitating animals.

Sarasota
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $69.50.
You may not catch crabs.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Tampa Bay
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

And my favorite revenue-enhancing device:
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

...and that Sheriff has a nose for crime!



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Cheri
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Posted - 02/12/2004 :  5:03:58 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
One I remember in SC is that when a horse is approaching, the auto needs to be dismantled.

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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/12/2004 :  10:40:13 PM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Alabama Laws:

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

It is illegal to drive the wrong way down a one way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.

Kim =^.^=



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panhandler
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Posted - 02/12/2004 :  11:40:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Louisiana:

Its Illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.

Ohio:

It illegal the fish for whales on Sunday and it also illegal to get fish drunk.




panhandler



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  08:25:00 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Arizona:

Donkeys can not sleep in Bath tubs.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon the other person possess.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Kim =^.^=



Edited by - Kimberly on 02/14/2004 04:07:23 AM

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irishred
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  09:16:17 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ah, only in America! lol You wonder why and where they came up some of these laws.



irishred



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