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calgarymark
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 Posted - 04/18/2020 : 11:59:50 PM
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Originally posted by NaturistDoc
Well, this is getting tiresome, innit? All of the nudie places we'd planned to visit are "closed until further notice", whatever that might turn out to mean. Our spiffy new-ish RV is gathering dust (and rust, probably) while we're trapped at home. I was wishing the local nudist resorts would re-open with strict social distancing guidelines in place, but then it dawned on me how silly I'd look wearing JUST a face mask.
You mean that picture isn't of you wearing a face mask? OMG - fake news strikes again!!!
CalgaryMark
"Life's too short to be taken seriously".
"Be yourself - everyone else is taken". Attributed to Oscar Wilde.
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FireProf
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Posted - 04/19/2020 : 8:41:34 PM
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Our eldest daughter's family was getting cabin fever and found a 4x4 trail locally. They invited us to go and we packed a lunch and headed out this morning. We were in 3 separate vehicles and when we stopped, we kept our distance. We found a nice place to have a picnic lunch where we could be a distance apart but still feel like we were together. We had a great time and are already planning another outing. Downside is that we had to wear clothes but it was kinda cold up in those mountains!
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NaturistDoc
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Posted - 04/25/2020 : 3:58:10 PM
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CalgaryMark, What sort of idiot would purposely don a mask that looked like that?
Which reminds me of a story. During one of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, Douglas accused Lincoln of being two-faced. Lincoln responded , “I leave it to my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?”
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calgarymark
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 1:38:15 PM
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Originally posted by NaturistDoc
CalgaryMark, What sort of idiot would purposely don a mask that looked like that?
(1) A Coronavidiot?
(2) Isn't that a self-answering question? Like 'Have you stopped beating your wife?'
CalgaryMark
"Life's too short to be taken seriously".
"Be yourself - everyone else is taken". Attributed to Oscar Wilde.
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calgarymark
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 1:49:38 PM
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To brighten your day. (I just received these from 'a friend').
* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
* Couldn't decided where to go for Easter; The Living Room or The Bedroom.
* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. (Really?)
* Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog, and we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine – will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. (I think this line trumps all the others)
* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* I'm so excited – it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear? (NB: Link to naturism, so as to 'legitimise' this post).
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year." I'm offended.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
CalgaryMark
"Life's too short to be taken seriously".
"Be yourself - everyone else is taken". Attributed to Oscar Wilde.
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FireProf
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 2:30:29 PM
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Thanks for the chuckle Mark.
Came upon this one...
"It takes a village to raise a kid. It takes a distillery to home school one."
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rooftopwilly
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 6:28:38 PM
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Great one Calgary Mark
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Darkhorse
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 8:31:15 PM
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Originally posted by Nudony
I think my wife will not be the only person who sees nudity as more practical when stuck in the home for days on end. I don't think that will necessary increase the nudist population though, as many of these people will return to their usual "textile" routine when it's safe gain to return to work.
You are describing how my wife and I became "full-time" nudists. We had visited nude beaches and resorts since before we were married, but we didn't spend extended time at home nude until we moved to Florida and experienced 3 hurricanes in one year. Having no electricity for AC or fans for 2 or 3 days at a time encouraged us to abandon clothes altogether when at home. Now we do it every year during the warm months.
If God wanted us to be nude, we would be born that way!
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FireProf
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 8:48:58 PM
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We've only delved deeper into nudism because of this quarantine. We've been at this for over 6 weeks and except for 1 trip to the market and 1 to Costco, we've been naked the entire time. I don't think we'll ever want to put clothes on again! hahahahaha
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Nude in AK
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 9:28:29 PM
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Thanks guys, needed the chuckles!!!!!!!!
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Nude in AK
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Posted - 04/26/2020 : 9:31:03 PM
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I think like others here, nude is the word for the day!!! Other then going to town to check the mail and get groceries, nude is the standard here. Spring time is here big time and the temps are into the 50's with lots of blue skies!
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rooftopwilly
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Posted - 04/27/2020 : 02:19:47 AM
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I wish FireProf. I was lucky to just get 2 days naked while the kids were at their dad’s. But even that was interrupted by having to go to work.
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calgarymark
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Posted - 04/27/2020 : 02:35:31 AM
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Originally posted by FireProf
Thanks for the chuckle Mark.
Came upon this one...
"It takes a village to raise a kid. It takes a distillery to home school one."
Loves being naked. Plays well with others!
I read somewhere:
It takes a village to raise a kid, but it only takes a kid to raze a village'.
CalgaryMark
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