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ßeachcomber
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 Posted - 12/13/2009 : 07:30:32 AM
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A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html
He must have a really saggy scrotum ! 
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mariarose
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Posted - 12/16/2009 : 11:03:22 PM
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LOL, yes, my eyes are watering!!!
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cony
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 Posted - 12/17/2009 : 08:12:07 AM
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Originally posted by ßeachcomber
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
I think that he was very happy that he was freed by cutting the 'deck chair' (and nothing else ) in half.
Cony 
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Warmskin
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 Posted - 12/17/2009 : 6:25:47 PM
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Ahhh, the old sit-on-towel rule was not observed. He had it coming!!! 
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."
Thomas Jefferson
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sailawaybob
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Posted - 12/30/2009 : 12:24:57 AM
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warmskin i can't believe you have no sympathy for your fellow nudist, besides there is one less chair at the beach now....
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Warmskin
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Posted - 12/30/2009 : 02:29:43 AM
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Originally posted by sailawaybob
warmskin i can't believe you have no sympathy for your fellow nudist, besides there is one less chair at the beach now....
Just using some levity in this highly painful episode. I don't even know if a towel would have helped. From now on, I am going to check out the chair or chez I'm about to sit on.
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."
Thomas Jefferson
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soonbnude
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Posted - 03/31/2010 : 03:13:06 AM
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See my "stupid things" comments elsewhere and my experience with an epilator. I still think its a set-up, those things are dangerous.
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TallTim
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Posted - 03/31/2010 : 07:03:22 AM
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Originally posted by Warmskin
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Originally posted by sailawaybob
warmskin i can't believe you have no sympathy for your fellow nudist, besides there is one less chair at the beach now....
Just using some levity in this highly painful episode. I don't even know if a towel would have helped. From now on, I am going to check out the chair or chez I'm about to sit on.
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."
Thomas Jefferson
Ouch, just ouch...
Tim
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tooldady
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Posted - 04/01/2010 : 07:51:10 AM
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My son-inlaw sent this little story to me yesterday, I just had to share.
Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical!
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable.. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.
'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.'
'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-pa tter and steam. 'Reset it yourself!'
'But I'm scared!' she persisted. 'What if it starts going and sucks me in?'
There was a meaningful pause and then, 'C'mon, it'll only take you a second..'
So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behaviour as extremely cowardly.
Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.
It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth.. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.
Wild animals are sometimes faced with a 'fight or flight' syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the 'flight' option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.
The impact knocked me out cold.
When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me.
Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics.
Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.
Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.
'What's the matter?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue?'
If they only knew!
Why is it that only the women laugh at this?Â
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Parrotile
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Posted - 04/01/2010 : 3:22:12 PM
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"Kitten Injuries" to the dangly bits aren't that uncommon - when I used to work in Emergency at St Bartholomew's Hospital, London, (early 1990's) we used to see the occasional foreskin laceration / nibble resulting from an inquisitive kitten (or two!)
Best stick to less active pets (although our three Parrots have been known to grab my bits if I'm sleeping on the couch - they might be small but they do have sharp little talons! Solution is to have a towel over the "high risk" areas to avoid unpleasant surprises!
Phil & Timea S.
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aussiepete
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Posted - 08/08/2011 : 06:16:14 AM
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Gee tooldady, that is a doozy of a story.
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sunflower
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Posted - 08/08/2011 : 11:53:07 AM
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Oh dear havn´t laughed so much for ages, sorry tooldady, I know I shouldn´t laugh but just couldn´t help it.
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newdaynudist
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Posted - 08/08/2011 : 12:15:51 PM
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Tooldady - first of all, let me say that I am so sorry that it happened to you! With that said, I totally needed that laugh after having a really irritating phone conversation! Thank you for sharing! BTW--do you still have the attacking furkid? :-)
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DandJ
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Posted - 08/08/2011 : 7:15:25 PM
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Happened to me a few years ago. While nude, I sat on a plastic dog crate. Only when I stood up did I realize the crate was cracked, and guess what got stuck in the crack. Of course, standing up relieved the weight on the crate, snapping the crack closed. Fortunately, our child bearing years were already behind us.
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nudesunguy
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Posted - 08/09/2011 : 10:49:58 AM
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Ouch! Sort of reminds me of the time my wife laid stomach down in one of those deck chairs with loose plastic bands. For comfort, she let her breasts slide through the spaces between the bands. It was a hot day, and later on when she tried to sit up, do to sweat we think, she was sort of stuck. We didn't have to saw the chair in half, but she had to endure my laughter while she carefully extricated herself...
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sunflower
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Posted - 08/10/2011 : 11:34:02 AM
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At last, nudesunguy has made me realise an advantage to only having one breast.
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