I saw this in a cartoon years ago. Someone lights up a cigarette or joint on the beach and you say: "I'm sorry, this is the non-smoking section of the nude beach."
One time after walking along a "nude" beach I was having trouble finding actual nude people (most were wearing some amount of clothing). So I went up to one of the rare nude couples and said: "Excuse me, is this the nude section of the nude beach?" We became friends later.
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Funny things to say at a nude beach
Posted - 04/14/2013 : 11:06:14 AM
