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philzer
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Posted - 03/10/2004 : 9:04:50 PM
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Here's an interesting request from you guys. I do some artwork in my spare time and I've tried my hand at nudist cartoons. I can draw quite well, but I suffer from a serious artistic handicap: I have the imagination of a slug.
(My apologies to any slugs who may be reading this.)
I have no scanner, so I can't show you what my cartoons look like, but here's a description of a couple of cartoons I've done so far: 1.) A nude man standing poolside wearing a ballcap and sunglasses says, "You won't believe what I'm saving on my air conditioning bill this year!" 2.) An elephant stands before a naked man, looks at his penis, and says, "How on earth do you breath through THAT?"
The cartoons are meant to appeal to nudists of any gender or ethnic origin, and are meant to be essentially non-erotic.
Anyone have any ideas to offer?
Philzer
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papabare
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Posted - 03/10/2004 : 10:08:28 PM
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Very Funny! I Love em Philzer! Have you sent them to AANR or TNS or anything?
How bout a line at the airport with everyone in line having tons of lugauge except for one couple with just a small handbag each, and the caption reads 'Spot the Nudists on Vacation' or some such :)
Hey if you need help with scanning any of your work in or buying a small scanner (Can be purchased for like $25-$50 for one good enought to just do line/pen work :) let me know. I used to TA and teach a Photoshop class in college :)
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nudepete2003
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 06:52:08 AM
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I made a series of 60 nudist cartoons featuring actual people years ago to sell as nudist greeting cards, I still have copies of most. I dont know if English humour will do but some are I think very funny. I would post some here if I knew how. I can always email them .
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Revilo42
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 12:10:00 PM
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Philzer,
I recently bought a discontinued scanner at a ridiculously low price directly from Mustek's bargain basement (www.mustekdirect.com/bargain.html). Their prices are not as good as when I bought, but a Google search and a look around manufacturer's sites is likely to find you a good price.
Cheers!
David www.thebeadman.net
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philzer
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 7:31:32 PM
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quote: Originally posted by papabare
Very Funny! I Love em Philzer! Have you sent them to AANR or TNS or anything?
How bout a line at the airport with everyone in line having tons of lugauge except for one couple with just a small handbag each, and the caption reads 'Spot the Nudists on Vacation' or some such :)
Hey if you need help with scanning any of your work in or buying a small scanner (Can be purchased for like $25-$50 for one good enought to just do line/pen work :) let me know. I used to TA and teach a Photoshop class in college :)
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Thanks, Papabare, for your help offer and for the cartoon idea -- my wife and I both got a big laugh out of it! And thanks to Revilo42 and nudepete2003 for your suggestions too. This is why it's so helpful to ask your friends for ideas. I might like to get a scanner that is combined with a printer -- my stepmom has one like that.
Oh, and I have indeed thought about offering my cartoons to TNS or AANR, Papabare -- I'm pretty sure I could meet any artistic standards they might have, it's just a matter of whether they like the ideas. I'll let you know if I send them in for publication.
Philzer
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calmnude
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 10:07:02 PM
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philzer,
heres an idea and one often repeated on our board. a three panel one. 1st panel, wife telling husband shell never go to a nude recreation area. 2nd, panel, wife telling husband how great it is being nude. 3rd panel, husband telling friends how he never has to buy clothes for his wife anymore cuz she never wears any. (cf. kim )
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papabare
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 10:45:50 PM
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Hey now THATS an even better idea for getting your wife into naturism. Smaller Shopping bills at clothes stores :)
Hey Philzer, I have one of the multipurpose scanner/printer/copier/fax/gameboy/dishwasher/kitchen sinks:)
Works wonderfully, though onetime I pushed the wrong button and copied my dirty dishes :(
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Kimberly
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 03:05:28 AM
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An idea I have, picture of husband prying wife's finger off door facing and dragging her to the car. Caption: "Relax honey, you will get use to being nude in no time!"
Kim =^.^=
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nudepete2003
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 08:02:07 AM
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here are some of our actual cartoon ideas email copies available if needed.
A man and a woman standing naked next to a pool table cues in hand waiting to play, just in the picture are the lower legs and feet of two people layng on the pool table in a having sex position.One of the standing people says to the other" We cant complain they did book the table"
A man is leaning naked on the bar wearing sunglasses and looking cool. Two nude ladies are standing talking, looking sidways at the man. One says to the other"He is the Mr Big around here" he other replies "You obviously have not see the boss here yet"
A naked man is sitting on chair with his legs under the table which is at a slanting angle with the bottle on it falling over and the glasses on the table spilling their contents.A beautiful woman is approaching the table saying " I see you are pleased to see me"
nudepete2003 www.eaglepeakspain.com
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Kimberly
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 10:02:07 AM
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Those are good ones nudepete2003.
Kim =^.^=
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Revilo42
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 2:11:51 PM
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Being it is Friday...
Cheers!
David www.thebeadman.net
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philzer
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 8:45:01 PM
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Heh, heh, heh! I'm having great fun with all the cartoon ideas being offered, everybody! Here's another one I thought of today: a couple of naked guys are hanging out (I know, I know) at the nude resort, and one says to the other, "Dave! Your pants are on fire!" The other guy goes into a frenzy, starts dancing around and slapping away at the "fire," then suddenly stops. He stomps back to the first guy, who is wearing a big grin, and says, "VERY FUNNY."
Philzer
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calmnude
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 9:59:48 PM
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revilo,
thanks for the toon. tginf thank g-- it's nude friday.
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papabare
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Posted - 03/13/2004 : 12:59:10 AM
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ACK! Someone took a picture of me telecommuting!!!!!
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papabare
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Posted - 03/13/2004 : 12:59:42 AM
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Oh wait, Thats not me, I don't wear socks!
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Kimberly
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Posted - 03/13/2004 : 02:23:05 AM
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Cool toon Revoli42, thanks,
Kim =^.^=
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