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reverend
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Posted - 09/29/2006 :  11:48:52 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can't forget this funny.It happened at least twenty years ago.A T.V. station used to have a funny at the end of their newscast.This is how it went--newsperson said we have a funny from California that reads like a football score.Headline in a newspaper Bears 2 Rams 10.Apparently a young lady on a really hot day was driving down the freeway--topless causing a 10 car pile-up. ROFL. Any more out there?

the Reverend--- Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

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Posted - 09/30/2006 :  2:14:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Please keep it clean. We've previously had a humor category that we had to delete.
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NaturistDoc
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Posted - 09/30/2006 :  4:21:46 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hard to believe a grown man would find that ROFL-worthy.


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FireProf
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Posted - 09/30/2006 :  5:28:48 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Must be shorter than I thought...........it went over my head!


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reverend
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Posted - 10/01/2006 :  11:55:23 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moderator

Please keep it clean. We've previously had a humor category that we had to delete.
Moderator

Ihope that my post was not construed as dirty(was it)?

the Reverend--- Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.



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reverend
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Posted - 10/02/2006 :  12:01:13 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by NaturistDoc

Hard to believe a grown man would find that ROFL-worthy.

Doc your slipping;the funny was not in the fact she was topless;it was in the head line Bears 2 Rams 10.Get it?Besides there's no football in the summer.Maybe I should quote you some word of wisdom ;Laugh and the world laughs with you;cry and you cry alone. Damned odd,but everbody at the T.V. station thought it hilarious.

the Reverend--- Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.



Edited by - reverend on 10/02/2006 12:14:29 AM

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Cheri
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Posted - 10/02/2006 :  10:39:30 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by reverend

quote:
Originally posted by NaturistDoc

Hard to believe a grown man would find that ROFL-worthy.

Doc your slipping;the funny was not in the fact she was topless;it was in the head line Bears 2 Rams 10.Get it?Besides there's no football in the summer.Maybe I should quote you some word of wisdom ;Laugh and the world laughs with you;cry and you cry alone. Damned odd,but everbody at the T.V. station thought it hilarious.

the Reverend--- Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.



reverend, There is football during the summer, there's arena football to just name one. Go into any sports bar on any day of the week; there will be at least one football game, perhaps a rerun, but that's never stopped the diehard fan.
Cheri

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NaturistDoc
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Posted - 10/02/2006 :  9:01:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I get it, Rev, I get it. After all, I did go to Junior High School.


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imnude2
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Posted - 10/03/2006 :  01:08:29 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're a trip! (NaturistDoc)




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Riftalope
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Posted - 10/17/2006 :  4:33:18 PM  Show Profile  Send Riftalope an AOL message  Reply with Quote
One of the early jokes that got me was from a friend. I'm black and 98% of my friends are white. A large group of us guys, being out of town, had the need to sleep in a single room. I sleep nude, period. With minor moaning about my nudity and me calling them babies we went to sleep. In the morning the door was knocked on and people started getting up. My friend's sneaky humor popped out of his mouth. "Watch out. Dark moon rising."


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MichiganMan
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Posted - 09/22/2009 :  9:10:57 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wonder if nudists play dress poker?

It's a joke. Here's another:

A couple goes to a nude beach, resort, etc and stay for the day. Once they are leaving, the man turns to the woman and says
"That guy over there has been dressing you with his eyes all day."

I know they're not very funny, but I tried.



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Warmskin
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Posted - 09/23/2009 :  12:51:15 AM  Show Profile  Send Warmskin a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Dress poker could go on for quite a time. All one has to do is keep adding layers until he/she can no longer mover their arms and legs. Seems that strip poker has a more workable end. Or maybe that last word should have been "result" rather than "end."

That was not funny at all, but I said it anyway.

"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself."
Thomas Jefferson



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