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| bobski96 |
Posted - 10/18/2008 : 09:52:34 AM
What is the funniest thing that you saw while at a nude beach or pool? While at Orient beach it started to rain and you could not believe all the people that took off running to get out of the rain. Like there clothes would get wet.I saw one nude woman with a unbrella and a rain hat on.
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| free2be |
Posted - 11/25/2010 : 07:38:44 AM
Old post but I'm sure there have been some more funny things over the past year. Funniest thing for me was buying a T-shirt to commemerate the Guiness skinny dip. Something about buying an article of "clothing" to show people I participated in a "nude" event. |
| thedeem0n |
Posted - 09/22/2009 : 12:03:48 AM
the Funniest thing I ever saw was @ a clothing Optional Beach, the first one I'd ever been to...& this one guy wasn't wearing anything on bottom & I only saw the back of him & he had a 'Do Not Enter' Street Sign Tattooed on his Right Ass Cheek & a 'One Way' Street Sign Tattooed on his other Ass Cheek....THAT was some funny s***... |
| Diger |
Posted - 09/06/2009 : 10:44:10 PM
Last year we saw two ladies still in their swimsuits walking down the nude beach pretending to be looking for shells. They were doing more checking out the naked people than gathering shells. Well back at the condo that same evening guess who was at the swiming pool? Mrs. Diger recognized her by her swimsuit. She took one look at us and grabed a book she had with her. Her nose was so deep in that book it was funny.
The funniest was when I sat down in the recliner beside her, she never looked up, just stared into that book. We even started talking about the park and how nice the beach was down there. LOL
I know she about died when those crazy people she had seen naked earlier in the day, sat down next to her. We thought it was so funny.
Diger |
| Jim in Boston |
Posted - 08/27/2009 : 9:19:06 PM
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Originally posted by bobski96
What is the funniest thing that you saw while at a nude beach or pool? While at Orient beach it started to rain and you could not believe all the people that took off running to get out of the rain. Like there clothes would get wet.I saw one nude woman with a unbrella and a rain hat on.
So one week at Club Orient several years ago there was a fellow, apparently about 30, who wore khaki shorts, a khaki shirt and a pith helmet. He was always in the restaurant, sometimes without the hat, and on the beach, always with the hat. Looked miserable and quite out of place. We figured he got a bum steer from his travel agent, who probably told him that Club O was a 'Naturalist Resort'.
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| Diger |
Posted - 08/20/2009 : 8:59:29 PM
Ha Ha, I steped into that one. 
Diger |
| rooftopwilly |
Posted - 08/20/2009 : 8:25:54 PM
She's Mrs. Digers too??? What a coincidence!!! :)
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| Diger |
Posted - 08/20/2009 : 7:41:55 PM
I agree willy, I was just adding a little creative humor, sorry for that. She goes by a female name in fact her name is the same as Mrs. Digers.
Diger |
| rooftopwilly |
Posted - 08/20/2009 : 2:43:29 PM
That is great Diger. I would have loved to have seen that troll running away.
Oh, for the record, I prefer to refer to transexuals such as the one at your beach as "she" because if that is the gender they so choose, then that is the gender I will treat them as.
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| Diger |
Posted - 08/19/2009 : 10:06:26 AM
At the nude beach we go to there is a she/male that is a regular, form the waist up she’s a woman and the waist down he’s a man.
The funny part is when she or he (?) was standing out on a sand bar with her back to the shore and her arms above her head. Well this guy that had been trolling the beach looking to see what he could see though he had hit the jackpot.
He made a beeline out to what he thought was a blond lady standing out there by herself.
When he spoke to her she turned around and you should have seen his face. 
That guys ran back to shore …. LOL
I know they heard us laughing but we couldn’t help it.
Diger |
| McNigel |
Posted - 08/18/2009 : 1:53:19 PM
On a beach in Spain I meet a very prim Spanish naked lady, with a ferret on a lead.
My Spanish vocabulary wasn't up to the situation.
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| rooftopwilly |
Posted - 08/17/2009 : 7:55:15 PM
There was almost a fight at the c/o beach Oka here in Quebec today. A lot of boaters like to come in and anchor just off shore. Today, one pontoon boat with about 5 people on it (ranging from probably 40-65) pulled up as close to shore as they could. I saw quite a few boats do this yesterday. Rather than anchor, he tied his boat off to a sign, but the ranger drove by and told him he couldn't do that. So the guy asked if he could anchor directly to the beach, to which he said yes. So the guy anchored right to the beach.
Well an older guy walking along the beach didn't like this and mentioned to the guy that he should anchor in the water, like all the other boats. Apparently the old boater didn't like this and they exchanged words. I didn't know what they were saying, as they were all talking in french, but my wife explained to me that they started calling each other names and the passerby was getting very upset. He started walking away, but then kept stopping and looking over his shoulder to give the boaters a dirty look.
More and more people started complaining about the boat, so the boaters I guess had enough and pulled up anchor and left. |
| rooftopwilly |
Posted - 07/24/2009 : 02:05:07 AM
balataf,
When I was in the Gulf War (90-91), a lot of us used to bathe completely naked out in the desert. We would take the 5 gallon water jugs, set them up on top of a Humvee, then open the cap slightly to let the water pour out on us, sort of like a shower. Lot's of times we would spend a half an hour or more outside naked, drying off, etc. It was one of the highlights of being over there.
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| balataf |
Posted - 07/22/2009 : 01:23:43 AM
The early posting about people dashing in from the rain reminded me of an experience in Viet Nam. I was out at an overnite basecamp of the 2nd Squadron, 11th Armored Cavalry. In the high monsoon season, you could set your clock by the 4PM rain. At about quarter of, many of the guys stopped work,stripped off their muddy clothes, grabbed a bar of soap and just stood around, waiting as the clouds rolled in. Sure enuf, the rain would come within a few minutes of 4, plus or minus, and everybody would start scrubbing, The rain was a little cool, but bearable, and it came down HARD! In fact, few people would set their shower pressure a high as nature did here. While not a nudist venue, it certainly was quite an experience. I have read of similar stories from the Tropics in World War II and other times. |
| nateyt |
Posted - 12/04/2008 : 6:15:09 PM
when i did black beach in sd (one of the first few trips when i started going bare), a lady-officer almost gave me a ticket (it is still illegal in san diego) but i got off with a warning. i'd like to think that she saw something she liked because she called another lady-officer friend of hers patrolling the area to "talk" to me. embarassing, but rewarding experience. |
| Saxman |
Posted - 12/03/2008 : 9:59:17 PM
WOW! What's the point of that? LOL, that is rather unbelievable. |
