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| Michael S |
Posted - 05/23/2012 : 4:31:22 PM
True story. I was Haulover Beach the other day, it was crowded. This atractive woman early 40's was right in front of my blanket. Well, being so crowded her naked buttocks were like 4 feet from my face setting up the blamket etc. I was laying on my stomach , face partly covered from sun
. This is what I see when I look up. She and her husband then walk to the water ( backs to me) and I think nothing of it .
I stumble upon the same couple in the water having discreet but moderately obvious sex ( a few noises etc)
Well this woman turns around and I see it was my DOCTOR having sex with her husband! She saw me right she "finished up."
She said hello, and I said hi too.
Can I still go to my doctor now? She was great. But will she now be embarrassed that I saw her naked that close and also having discreet sex with her husband?
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| Diger |
Posted - 09/29/2012 : 7:22:13 PM
Yeah guys everyone knows the beach is loaded with supermodels but don't let everyone else know our secret. LMNAO
Diger |
| blavan |
Posted - 09/28/2012 : 12:03:42 PM
Yep, TomCal. You are not alone. Happens to me as well. At least one of the world's most beautiful super models hovers over me admiring my physical attributes and beckons me to rub sunblock all over her lovely skin whenever I visit a clothing otpional beach in Florida. They seek me out! Honest, honest, they do!
Being Naked and Being Real |
| CalTom |
Posted - 09/27/2012 : 3:40:22 PM
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Originally posted by doug2323
Wouldn't it be great to be 14 again when all you needed was stories like this :) Ok, maybe not that great.
What? Did I hear someone summon Gorgon The Magnificent?! Or supermodel Doutzen Kroes??
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| CalTom |
Posted - 09/26/2012 : 12:56:22 PM
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Originally posted by Michael S
True story. I was Haulover Beach the other day, it was crowded. This atractive woman early 40's was right in front of my blanket. Well, being so crowded her naked buttocks were like 4 feet from my face setting up the blamket etc. I was laying on my stomach , face partly covered from sun
. This is what I see when I look up. She and her husband then walk to the water ( backs to me) and I think nothing of it .
I stumble upon the same couple in the water having discreet but moderately obvious sex ( a few noises etc)
Well this woman turns around and I see it was my DOCTOR having sex with her husband! She saw me right she "finished up."
She said hello, and I said hi too.
Can I still go to my doctor now? She was great. But will she now be embarrassed that I saw her naked that close and also having discreet sex with her husband?
I went to Haulover Beach the other day. Though it was my first time on a nude beach and my face had a case of incipient acne, I nonetheless spread my blanket down and attempted valiantly to appear nonchalant and blend in among the throng of sun worshippers.
Suddenly a couple approached and plunked down a scant few feet from me- Miss Balbricker my Algebra II teacher! Yes the math martinet herself with the personality of a Marine drill sergeant and...she liked guys? Who knew?? Rather than reveal my presence I chose to remain low key on my blanket and apply the ancient Ninja art of invisibility which I learned from watching Gorgon The Magnificent on the Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza.
I closed my eyes and attempted to nap when it seemed as if there were a full solar eclipse enveloping Haulover Beach. In response I opened my eyelids only to witness a long and lithe female form appearing before me, her taut near six-foot figure blocking the Sun with a golden halo surrounding her luxuriant blonde locks. It was Dutch supermodel and Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes!
"Could you please help apply my sun block on my back?" Then biting her lower lip she glanced downward. "You know I come to this beach often and I've seen a LOT of them, but I've never seen one YOUR size." 
And then as all adolescent dreams must end, I awoke to the sounds of my Dad pounding on my bedroom door, telling me to get my ass to breakfast.
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/25/2012 : 4:30:02 PM
I still refuse that this is a true story of such an encounter. |
| Carlover227 |
Posted - 06/08/2012 : 09:47:41 AM
Ooooohhh ok got it. Thank you. Now that I think about it, this topic does seem rather odd. |
| HomeNudist |
Posted - 06/06/2012 : 9:04:26 PM
Carlover,
In the current context it means someone who suddenly shows up and posts something whacky to stir up the forum, then disappears.
Back in the '60s it meant
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| Carlover227 |
Posted - 06/06/2012 : 5:33:12 PM
What do mean by "troll"? I heard that term being used on another topic that was probably a fake initial story. |
| FireProf |
Posted - 06/04/2012 : 11:03:43 PM
WE have a ruling on the "h" no "r" letter request from Don Pardo ...
Bob is able to change his mind ... there is an "R"
T R O L L
You win Bob but ... Diger still gets the vacation to Apollo Beach!
Loves being naked. Plays well with others! |
| free2be |
Posted - 06/04/2012 : 7:34:37 PM
The suspense is killing me... |
| Diger |
Posted - 06/01/2012 : 8:39:02 PM
Not so fast Bob .... I have a Free Spin Card I want to use, so wait your turn.
On second thought we are going to be at Apollo in two weeks so I'll save my spin. LOL
Come on down and join us Bob.
Diger |
| FireProf |
Posted - 05/31/2012 : 11:46:23 PM
Hang on and don't pack your towel yet Bob ... we're waiting for a ruling on that ..."h" wait "r" ... LOL
We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors!
Loves being naked. Plays well with others! |
| sailawaybob |
Posted - 05/31/2012 : 9:17:38 PM
Don't know about Haulover but I have seen people having sex on Apollo beach but from pictures I seen at Haulover it looks like standing room only plus they have a civilian beach patrol I think so I can't see much getting by there. At Apollo even crowded days anything can happen it's a long beach and they like to hang by the dunes - why - why would you ruin a good thing at Haulover, Apollo or any other nude beach.I always stop and stare till they behave, guess I need to carry a camera. |
| sailawaybob |
Posted - 05/31/2012 : 9:07:49 PM
Do I win a free vacation at Apollo beach if I pick the letter h, wait R and yes I will lock it in..
Did I win, let me know I need to pack my towel.. |
| Diger |
Posted - 05/30/2012 : 10:42:58 PM
Good One.
Diger |
