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Posted - 02/24/2009 : 12:39:42 PM
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something having to do with the "stronger s~perm" (male) having to "swim" farther
We once looked at my husband's s*permies under a microscope ... cute little buggars. And strong swimmers? Oh man, they were like little Mark Spitz's! We always figured that's why I had twins. Makes sense, eh?
I knew a guy in college with three testicles. He very proudly confirmed this to the residents of our dorm one time.
Wow, Jersey. Why didn't he come to our dorm???
ps--I had to edit this cause "s*perm" is a bad word. Good thing we don't have any threads about s*perm whales.
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Warmskin
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Posted - 02/24/2009 : 11:41:43 PM
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We once looked at my husband's s*permies under a microscope ... cute little buggars. And strong swimmers? Oh man, they were like little Mark Spitz's! We always figured that's why I had twins. Makes sense, eh?
Were the little guys doing the backstroke, crawl stroke, or breast stroke?
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Posted - 02/25/2009 : 12:20:42 AM
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Were the little guys doing the backstroke, crawl stroke, or breast stroke?
Those first two. It was my husband who was doing the last one.
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Bejammin
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Posted - 02/26/2009 : 11:00:23 AM
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Did you get any photos of any of them with a bong? Too funny! I guess that "penis size", as in my case, can be pretty funny! Who cares? Naturists are not supposed to be concerned with their, or other's body shapes and appendages sizes. Isn't it all about freedom...and enjoying the company of other like-minded people who enjoy their freedom?
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StreakingSkater
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Posted - 03/01/2009 : 09:04:21 AM
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quote: Originally posted by McNigel
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I don't think most real women care about the size of the "package", but are more concerned about the the man behind it.
Women are often impressed by a man with smaller 'package' because of the car he will be driving.
Very witty and well put.. :)
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Ronps
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 3:12:16 PM
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I feel, in fact I am sure, that fellow nudists, check each other out but not to dwell. I have always admired the body and some more than others. Our society teaches that more is better. If a survey were to be taken among Men, MOST would prefer to add an inch or thickness. But, back to the original question regarding size....not an issue.
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Ronps
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 3:14:53 PM
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quote: Originally posted by jerseysomething
quote: Originally posted by Warmskin
Now that we have discussed penis sizes, we could move on to something far more significant. I know, the size of our testicles. Now there is a more important topic, surely.
... or the number. I knew a guy in college with three testicles. He very proudly confirmed this to the residents of our dorm one time.
Jersey, I knew the same guy. Impressive but not an issue at a resort.
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Posted - 04/15/2009 : 11:06:53 PM
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I am reminded of the story of four golfers who played a round of golf every weds afternoon everytime they finished their round of golf They would stop off at the 19th hole and have a couple of drinks, then they would hit the showers dress and go home. All but this one guy who would excuse himself jump in his car and head home.
His friends were curious about their shy friend and one of them took it upon himself to approach him to inquire why he would not shower with them. Some what embarassed he responded by telling his friend that his penis was very small and that he was just too embarassed letting them see his smallnest in the shower. My penis just does not look good in the shower.
His friend looked back at him and asked him one question. Can you get an erection, and shy guy replied why yes I have no problem getting an erection.
His golfing buddy quitely asked him if he would like to trade it for one that looked good in the shower.
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Warmskin
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Posted - 04/17/2009 : 4:34:21 PM
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We go to nudist resorts not to praise or insult body parts, but to share nudity with people.
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Smithy
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Posted - 05/10/2009 : 11:10:42 AM
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Ever notice your penis is never the same length or girth from one moment to the next? So what size are you judging it on? Smithy
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NakedOpeness
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Posted - 05/11/2009 : 08:32:48 AM
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I am well endowed (8", but with small testicles). And it's true, big or small, or anything in between, I'd have to say 90% or more of the people at a nudist resort (from either sex) don't really care.
At a swinger resort or party, size seems to matter more, but, then again, you're there more for sex than the nudism. There is a huge difference!
Clothing should always be optional!
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Isurewood13
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Posted - 05/15/2009 : 8:01:44 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ToAsTeD
quote: Originally posted by capecodjack
A quote from my decadent past. "long and thin goes farther in but short and thick does the trick". I'm short and thin and was a virgin at marriage. I married a devout RC girl (that's Roman Catholic). After a month she thought there must be something wrong because she was not pregnant. Needless to say our first son was born 3 days before our 1st anniversary.
That's such a funny quote! I heard somewhere a long time ago that upon ejaculation "deep penetration will tend to create a girl and shallow penetration will tend to create a boy"... something having to do with the "stronger s~perm" (male) having to "swim" farther and succeeding (beating the "female s~perm") vs the deeper penetration where females (weaker s~perm?) have the better chance of succeeding... and it kinda makes sense now... I have a son and am definately not "gifted" in the area of penis size down there...
Don't know if it is true or not and have never heard of any real scientific data to prove such a theory but it is an intersting thought! Any comments?
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Isurewood13
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Posted - 05/15/2009 : 8:06:50 PM
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To Toasted: Iam approximately 5 3/4 " which certainly isn't considered long by any normal scale and I created 2 beautiful girls so the s**** swimming thoery certainly isn't conclusive. I have no boys.
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Moontan
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Posted - 05/28/2009 : 9:31:51 PM
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Since my wife is the only one that gets to use my penis, her opinion is the only one I'm concerned about. BTW she's more than happy with it.
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Posted - 05/29/2009 : 07:52:48 AM
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Iam approximately 5 3/4 " which certainly isn't considered long by any normal scale
Actually 5.75" is probably more less, give or take, spot on average. It says so here http://www.mraverage.com
Average is fine. A quarter of the population will be bigger than you, a quarter smaller and the other half don't have a penis.
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