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Bikeracer
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  10:20:10 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now hold on thar' Missy Kimberly! Ya' beat what to death?...Hopefully not with the toilet seat!...Gosh it's early, but I tried?

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irishred
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  10:48:20 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kim, "beating" the male erection issue to death? lol



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papabare
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  1:28:15 PM  Show Profile  Visit papabare's Homepage  Send papabare a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
OWCH!!!

Thats all I have ta say!

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"On the 3rd day of Telecommuting, Dilbert found clothing to not be a necesity" -That Dilbert Dude (quote takin from memmory, dont quote me on it )



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calmnude
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  1:55:37 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
maybe the male erection issue has just worn out, just like anything else. no beatings necessary.


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chic
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  3:34:05 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

I'll bet it isn't !

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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  7:13:10 PM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote


Kim =^.^=



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hillbilly
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  01:39:41 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Melissa, Thanks for the info and to Kim, I guess you picked some good words to make that statement with.


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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  02:48:55 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Hillbilly;

Open mouth, insert foot!

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hillbilly
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  03:40:59 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kim; Just shows your human and it was funny. It's like reading one of those "the things kids can say". It just comes out that way some times. By the way. Do you have any more "beat it" jokes?


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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  03:56:12 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Sorry hillbilly, admin doesn't approve of those types of jokes.

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hillbilly
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  10:35:06 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep, I know Kim. As you say I was just kidding.


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Bikeracer
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Posted - 02/24/2004 :  08:18:19 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you guys hear about the frustrated duck? The one who couldn't get his 'down'..'up'?...A one liner courtesy of the irrepressible Groucho

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THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE MORALE RISES!!!!!!

hehehehehe

When you're a nudist, life's a beach! :-)



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/24/2004 :  10:53:19 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Good come back Conster74.

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matt_matt
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Posted - 04/07/2004 :  2:09:44 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by melissastarr

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."


For years I have been confused as to what bit the seat is, as both bits are seats. I always have the seat down and always leave it down at others, but I used to get told off for that too, she used to moan that I hadn't put the seat down when she meant the lid (witch after all is also a seat so I suppose she was right)

I also get annoyed when the seat (the one with the hole in it) is left up, so always put it down and leave it there. The lid I think is superfluous in this day and age.

Strange topic but at least I know now what bit you girls are generally looking to keep down.

Matt



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