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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  12:12:19 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Massachusetts:

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

Mississippi:

It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

Montana:

Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party, and it is legal to shoot them.

Nevada:

It is still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

Kim =^.^=



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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  03:27:42 AM  Show Profile  Send nudeisntlewd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nudetoo

found some,
in fla. it is an offense to shower naked! and it is aginst the law to have sex with a porcupine!



Too bad, I had my eye on a particular porcupine on my last visit. I was getting my nerve up to ask her out next time. Shoot!

Randy



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:57:51 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
New Hampshire:

On Sundays, citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

New York:

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Oregon:

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing", (i.e.), that which covers ones body from neck to knee.

Texas:

The entire Encyclopedia Britanica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Kim =^.^=



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papabare
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  12:09:10 PM  Show Profile  Visit papabare's Homepage  Send papabare a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kimberly

New Hampshire:
..............
Oregon:

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing", (i.e.), that which covers ones body from neck to knee.
............
Kim =^.^=



I think we should offically change thier definition of "sutibal clothing" to what we all know if the REAL def.

B-Day Suits!!!!

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"On the 3rd day of Telecommuting, Dilbert found clothing to not be a necesity" -That Dilbert Dude (quote takin from memmory, dont quote me on it )



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nudetoo
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  6:29:02 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
an attack of the dumbass!
http://www.dumblaws.com



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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  02:28:34 AM  Show Profile  Send nudeisntlewd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Great site, Willy!

Randy



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  02:51:34 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Great site Willy, thanks. Candian laws were not as embarrasing as I thought.

Kim =^.^=



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CoolNude72
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Posted - 02/21/2004 :  07:28:09 AM  Show Profile  Send CoolNude72 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Here is an interesting one from Charlotte NC:

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. (Repealed)

and here is one where people here in NC are trying to repeal:

The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine

and here is one from our neighbors in SC:

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine


Ray




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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/22/2004 :  03:14:53 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Utah:

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Washington:

X-rays my not be used to fit shoes.

West Virgina:

Whistling under water is prohibited.

Kim =^.^=




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papabare
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Posted - 02/22/2004 :  1:56:05 PM  Show Profile  Visit papabare's Homepage  Send papabare a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
You know how hard it is to whistle under water???

And I would love to hear the story that caused a law to be enacted to stop sex in ambulances

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"On the 3rd day of Telecommuting, Dilbert found clothing to not be a necesity" -That Dilbert Dude (quote takin from memmory, dont quote me on it )



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  04:08:09 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Heard a story papabare, about a guy that was sleeping nude in the RV camper while his wife was driving. Seems as though the screen door would slam everytime she stopped at a red light. He got up to latch the door, when his wife suddenly took off. He fell out in the middle of the intersection. The ambulance report stated he broke both ankles, running trying to catch up with the camper.

Kim =^.^=



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Revilo42
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  5:10:46 PM  Show Profile  Visit Revilo42's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kimberly


Washington:

X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

Kim =^.^=


This one isn't quite so stupid, at least according to a program I heard on NPR.

In the early days of X-rays, shoe stores would set up x-ray generators with florescent screens (which need higher doses than does film), to demonstrate how well the shoes fit. Customers loved it but shoe store assistants started dying from cancer at alarming rates.

Cheers!

David
www.thebeadman.net



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irishred
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  6:17:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Randy, you are a braver man than I to want to "tangle" with a porcupine. lol



irishred



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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  8:48:13 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Revilo42,

Fluouoroscopy was outlawed in non-medical situations because of the high radiation levels.

:)



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papabare
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Posted - 02/23/2004 :  9:48:44 PM  Show Profile  Visit papabare's Homepage  Send papabare a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kimberly

Heard a story papabare, about a guy that was sleeping nude in the RV camper while his wife was driving. Seems as though the screen door would slam everytime she stopped at a red light. He got up to latch the door, when his wife suddenly took off. He fell out in the middle of the intersection. The ambulance report stated he broke both ankles, running trying to catch up with the camper.

Kim =^.^=



ROFL!! Well I now know to wear atleast a cellphone on my wrist if I am sleeping while significant other drives :D

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"On the 3rd day of Telecommuting, Dilbert found clothing to not be a necesity" -That Dilbert Dude (quote takin from memmory, dont quote me on it )



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